Game 1 G2 vs EG

NA 0-9 Week 1, EU 0-9 Week 2? The West has never been more united.
---NA dragging down EU into the pit of despair with them
---Crab theory is a way of life in NA
NA第一周0-9，EU第二周0-9? 西方表現(xiàn)出空前的團(tuán)結(jié)
---NA把EU拉進(jìn)了絕望的深淵
---NA是螃蟹心理的集大成者

I guess the rumors of EU players turning to shit after spending time in NA are true after all.
---I swear there's gotta be something in the water here.
原來EU選手在北美呆久了會(huì)變得菜是真的啊
---我發(fā)誓肯定是他們在水里摻了什么東西

Qs in
Kicks the ADC
Refuses to elaborate Further
Leaves
---Believe it or not g2 management have the same plan for this offseason
Q進(jìn)去
把ADC踢走
什么也不說
離開
---你信不信G2的管理層在世界賽后也是這個(gè)打算的？

Fattest W NA could have hoped for
---As long as we drag EU down with us, we’ve accomplished our goals at Worlds
NA贏麻了
---只要我們能把EU拉下水，我們就完成了我們在世界賽上的目標(biāo)！

NA casually strolling up week 2 just to destroy EU's hopes. Nobody beats Inspired 18 times in a row!
NA恰到好處的爆種并且把EU的希望種子給毀了。沒有人，我是說沒有人可以連續(xù)打敗Inspired 18次！

Game 2 DK vs G2

I had a dream last night where I was making out with Ariana Grande, it was awesome. Then I won the 100'000'000$ lottery and I was so happy, it felt so real. Then I turned a LoL game and saw Flakked and Targamas win a lane, and it was at this moment I knew I was dreaming
我昨晚做了一個(gè)夢，在夢里我和A妹親熱，感覺非常的好。 然后我贏了一億刀的彩票，我特別特別的高興，那感覺十分的真實(shí)。 最后我打開LOL看到Flakked和Targamas贏線了，在那時(shí)我就知道我在做夢了

I guess G2 and C9 were scrimming. Somehow both teams thought they could pick Fiora.
我想G2和C9在對練吧。他們倆隊(duì)都覺得自己可以掏出劍姬

No pressure Rogue..
---Surely EU doesn't go 0-9 this week
肉鴿不要有壓力喲
---EU這周肯定不會(huì)0-9的。。。吧

like last year, toplane gap keeps being especially disgusting between east and west
和去年一樣，東西方上單的差距大到令人反胃

As a NA fan I now have a tough decision tomorrow.
Do i cheer for rogue in hopes that we get 1 western team in bracket stage instead of all LPL/LCK teams. Or do I cheer for EU to go 0-9 so they can suffer with us NA fans.
---You and I both know that nothing is more important than memes.
身為一個(gè)NA粉絲，我面臨著一個(gè)特別艱難的選擇。明天我是支持肉鴿然后我們終于會(huì)有一個(gè)西方的隊(duì)伍進(jìn)入小組賽呢，還是說我要支持EU 打出個(gè)0-9讓EU粉感受NA粉所受到的痛苦呢？
---你我都知道樂子是最重要的

These 2 teams are just in different dimensions
這倆隊(duì)根本就不在一個(gè)位面上

Game 3 EG vs JDG

Actually getting worried for JDG now, never seen an LPL team this good in groups
---Yeah this is uncanny valley. You can't just be a Chinese team, go 6-0 in groups, then stomp the tournament。 In fact TES is what I'd expect to see out of a Chinese worlds winner in groups
其實(shí)我開始擔(dān)心JDG了，從來沒見過LPL的隊(duì)伍在小組賽如此強(qiáng)勢。
---確實(shí)有點(diǎn)詭異了。身為一個(gè)中國隊(duì)伍你不能6-0小組賽然后一路碾壓奪冠。滔博才是奪冠模板，因?yàn)樗麄兛目慕O絆的小組賽

Fudge should ask 369 for 1v1 fiora to practice
---369: you pro?
Fudge應(yīng)該問369和他單挑對練劍姬的
---369: you pro?

NA isn't here to get out of groups, but to make sure that EU doesn't.
NA在這里不是為了打進(jìn)八強(qiáng)，而是確保EU打不進(jìn)八強(qiáng)

If DK lose all their games today, and JDG win alltheir games, there's tiebreakers
Hope is not on NA side tho
---yeah hes on JDG
如果DK今天輸?shù)羲杏螒?，然后京東贏了所有游戲，那么就會(huì)有加賽。不過希望并不在NA這邊。
---廢話，希望在JDG啊

Is there a bug with Fiora. I never see exposed vitals when CN pros play her.
中國選手的劍姬是不是出Bug了，為什么他們的對手沒有破綻？

Great game from Missing. So many clutch bubbles and ults.
Missing玩的真不錯(cuò)，他的大招和泡泡放的都很關(guān)鍵

3kg brain 6feet tall 9inch cock
3公斤的大腦6英尺高(183cm)9英寸的雕(23cm)

NA's gonna end worlds 3-15 only beating EU aren't they?
北美是準(zhǔn)備以3-15結(jié)束世界賽，但是只打敗EU是吧

4 Chinese can’t lose
4個(gè)中國人輸不了

Game 4 G2 vs JDG

That was the most useless fed Tristana I've ever seen.
---I don’t understand why play scared when you’ve already been eliminated there’s no stakes to fucking up just GO
---He contributed at most like 2 autos per fight
這是我見過最沒用的天肥小炮
---我不明白為什么他玩的這么慫，明明已經(jīng)出局了，輸了一點(diǎn)影響也沒有他媽的給我上啊
---他每場團(tuán)戰(zhàn)就打了兩個(gè)普攻

The EU 0-9 week 2 dream is still alive!!!
EU的第二周0-9夢還在繼續(xù)！

Lore accurate Renekton
和背景故事一致的史前巨鱷

Game 5 EG vs DK

The 4v2 bot dive really embodies how the west are doing this week
這個(gè)四包二就是西方這一周的縮影

EG be like wow we're actually winning, let's dive bot and throw to fix that
EG發(fā)現(xiàn)我們怎么優(yōu)勢了，這可不行。然后趕忙越下路并且把優(yōu)勢全部還回去

DK is reaching to a scary level slowly honestly. So proud of them. Great team play despite of small hiccups.
DK已經(jīng)慢慢達(dá)到了一個(gè)恐怖的水平了。我真為他們感到驕傲！非常不錯(cuò)的團(tuán)隊(duì)合作，即使中途有些磕磕絆絆。

Did Riot forgot to change the script? It's literally the same thing as yesterday
拳頭是不是忘記改劇本了？這和昨天的劇本怎么看起來一樣？

Game 6 JDG vs DK

Best thing about this DK win is we get another DK vs JDG game.
這局最好的一點(diǎn)在于我們又有一局DK打JDG可以看了??！

Enemy teams' Graves that kills eveyone and 10 cs/m at all times
---the typical smurf graves performance by canyon
對面的男槍薄紗你的所有隊(duì)友并保持著和時(shí)間同步的補(bǔ)刀
---經(jīng)典的canyon小貸男槍

Little did they know Canyon was the actual ADC
他們其實(shí)不知道Canyon才是真的ADC

kanavi cosplaying as a ward for halloween. Lil bro literally went afk farming for the first 15 mins on a lee sin of all champions WTF
---playing lee sin like a carry jungler
Kanavi 的圣誕節(jié)Cosplay竟然是一個(gè)眼。小兄弟玩?zhèn)€盲僧前15分鐘掛機(jī)刷兵？
---把盲僧完成野核了

JDG: We got the ADC we can win!
DK Canyon: That's not the ADC.
JDG：我們開到ADC了！能贏能贏
Canyon：你們開到的是錯(cuò)誤的ADC。

Game 7 JDG vs DK

I thought TheShy didn't make it to worlds?
---Top lane was TheShy vs TheShy
---2018 TheShy vs 2022 TheShy
我還以為TheShy沒能來到世界賽？
---上路就是TheShy vs TheShy
---2018 TheShy vs 2022 TheShy

JDG might be the only team in the entire world who unironically might be better at playing from behind than playing with a lead lmao
idk if any such team can even logically exist but if it does its JDG
不開玩笑地說，京東可能是世界上唯一一個(gè)在劣勢局中看起來比在優(yōu)勢局中更強(qiáng)的隊(duì)伍。從邏輯上來說我不知道這種隊(duì)伍會(huì)不會(huì)存在，但是如果存在的話那么一定是JDG

999! HOLY FUCK 369 was insane
999! 369簡直就是神

this leblanc build looked so useless lol
---Why do they keep building Morello on LB? Shes so bad at applying it...
這妖姬的出裝看起來一點(diǎn)用都沒有
---為什么妖姬老喜歡出鬼書呢，明明她很難觸發(fā)鬼書的效果

bro fuck the west give me 5 games of this
我tm不看西方比賽了，給我五把這樣的就行

Aatrox looking pretty weak this patch
--- He solo killed Irelia failing every Q lmao
劍魔看起來好像不是很強(qiáng)的樣子
---Q全空了照樣能單殺刀妹呢

Tes: First time?
滔博：第一次？

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