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09的時(shí)候很高興能夠參與XJ的粵配。其實(shí)我和XJ在很早的時(shí)候就互相認(rèn)識(shí)了，這次的話也是突發(fā)興致來(lái)了一次合作hhh，不知道大家對(duì)于嚶文字幕怎么看呢？

如果喜歡的話記得投幣收藏轉(zhuǎn)發(fā)啦?。?！

轉(zhuǎn)發(fā)??！

轉(zhuǎn)發(fā)??！

（語(yǔ)言逐漸XJ化）

嚶嚶嚶~

以下節(jié)目 進(jìn)行雙聲分臺(tái)播放

無(wú)論男聲女聲版本 劇情系唔一樣嘅

歌詞

重復(fù) 翻開(kāi)這頁(yè)已開(kāi)始新演奏

+1  Change the page and find another style.

愿望與理想?yún)s不會(huì)來(lái)邂逅 

May the willing and dream not be with you guys.

 每日在無(wú)聊踱步  妄想我亦能沖到比天高

Everyday struggled, just wish I could reach so high.

看到腳下迷茫道路   似有障礙橫生堵住了這路途   

Running in deep dark fantasy,  everything can hide from my sight.

多少?zèng)_勁卻無(wú)人能競(jìng)渡

In the end it didn't even matter though have tried.

埋藏在我心幻想無(wú)界限似眾星般變幻 

My fantasy of being a superstar is just hiden inside.

回頭望去只愿景無(wú)悔在期間

Feel no regret when I look back to the sky.

 

何必悲傷憤怒過(guò)去了的失意

Needn't to say sorry for yesterday.

昨日挫折苦困終會(huì)找得到  意義

Time will teach you which is right.

曾經(jīng)悲傷與落魄已試過(guò)多少次

Sorrow & abjection, I have tasted it many times and ways.

但愿會(huì)有天使將噩夢(mèng)終止

Wish someday mercy would say "Heroes never die".

或許 不應(yīng)注視我印滿身了傷透

Perhaps u needn't to stare at my wound,

絕望也要打破永無(wú)休止的  守舊

even if without any hope, I'd break the Mobius tie.

如今 翻開(kāi)這頁(yè)已開(kāi)始新演奏  

Nowadays, Music S.T.A.R.T forever.

幸運(yùn)有你相與鼓勁就足夠

It's my pleasure to get yr love.

 

傻豬黎嘅，邊有可能喔 

Surprise! Mother f**kers!

 

本節(jié)目熱烈歡迎各位觀眾，之余。

Come to my Micky♂Mouse♂House, my homie, it's cold know.

再次警告各位，唔好有期望，唔好有要求，最緊要，唔好叫回水

SBI Warning again, give me the bilibili coins! I need yr collection and like!

以下系英文翻譯，lady and jent if you can undersand english only sorry

Now is Mglish translation, 雷迪絲和磚頭們千萬(wàn)別信嚶文的任何一個(gè)標(biāo)點(diǎn)符號(hào)啊

我講個(gè)古仔卑你聽(tīng)好五好

I wanna teach u an extra thing...

要一次過(guò)滿足我三個(gè)愿望喔 要有恐怖搞笑悲情元素

3 more sentense, or little hh would let u get out of the stage.

從前有只僵尸 

There was a genji,

（驚慌）

(WTF!)

佢放咗篤屁

he shouted to mercy:

（笑）

(ying ying ying??)

跟住死咗

I Need Healing!(199/200)

（哭）

(Hua Q!)

 

大雄啊你又試ta咗我啲法寶去做咩，女朋友鐘仔~~~~~~：

Nobita! Stop f**king my plane cup! That's my girlfriend!

女朋友鐘仔：當(dāng)你一邊按制一邊ai你想要嘅女朋友個(gè)名  ，佢就會(huì)出現(xiàn)

Left hand: When u'r watching the video of kizunaAI without enough IQ,

麥玲玲

Kizuna AI:

哩位朋友，我見(jiàn)你印堂發(fā)黑，黎俾我攬下就無(wú)事啦

Hai do mo! Ba zu ni Youtuber kizuna ai desu!

快啲快啲，繼續(xù)繼續(xù)~~~ 

sui ya sui ya! dan su dan su~

綾波麗 關(guān)菊英 加藤惠 佘詩(shī)曼 亞絲娜 汪明荃 朱咪咪

Smile! Sweet! Sister! Sadistic! Surprise! Service! Son of the b*tch!

//調(diào)教咖啡廳梗

 A：死衰仔，娶個(gè)老婆反黎分新家啊(米雪

A: U poor guy, which rbq has u taken this time?

今日嘅風(fēng)躁動(dòng)得黎，有啲喧鬧

Big news! Chips in the 7-eleven besides are 50% off!

 

你要四什么，我見(jiàn)到離道的凍死都幾好七

Would you like to have some Cappuccino？

咁啊 我ya倆個(gè)基佬

So, I need 2 Fujian people.

米住，咋多個(gè)炒花蟹

Wait, soup on the side.

 這個(gè)菜單上面好像沒(méi)有基佬把

Seems I'm not a Cantonese?

哈，乜嚟嘎，我唔系叫咗兩個(gè)雞柳咋咩

Well, no this? 2 Hujian people is also ok.

唉你是廣東人吧，我怎么覺(jué)得這首背景音樂(lè)在罵人啊

Hey nige diao mao! The bgm is so good!

Deal late might high  （推遲交易可能價(jià)格高

Deal might just high （交易價(jià)格可能很高）仲唔埋黎

 

1你食乜嘢啊，我見(jiàn)個(gè)菜牌上面有梁非凡套餐，系米真系好非凡噶

Do u like van you xi? There's a Feifan package. With sh*t inside?

2等陣上間菜果陣，唔好怪我無(wú)勸過(guò)你啊

Think about the Beautiful Cooking pls.

1我食你條鉄啊 

I need some Fe.

2你覺(jué)唔覺(jué)首歌系度鬧人啊

Do u like to deal late no more, you poor guy?

 

1:哆啦A夢(mèng)快啲黎幫下我啊

Doraemon！ I need healing!

2：男朋友傳呼gay

BF producer.

2：男朋友傳呼gay，你想要咩男朋友，禁制果時(shí)用最誠(chéng)懇嘅心情去霖佢嘅名，咁就會(huì)出現(xiàn)啦

BF producer, when u wanna a BF,  choose cucumber, eggplant or banana, and u'll get it.

1：張家輝

Nick Cheung

2:：hellow ，我是渣渣輝，今晚八點(diǎn)，我在這里準(zhǔn)時(shí)等你Hi, my name is van. 8 o'clock tonight, I'm hired forpeople to fulfil their fantasies.

1：快啲快啲，繼續(xù)繼續(xù)~~~~~~

Ah~~ Ah~~ Ah~~~~

1：劉德華 張學(xué)友 梁非凡 黃子華 吳彥祖 譚詠麟  xj xj xj

tan90° sec90° csc0° cot0° arcsin233 arccos666 (-11)! (-45)! (-14)!

2:我從黎都無(wú)見(jiàn)過(guò)啲咁厚顏無(wú)恥嘅人噶~~~~~~~

XJ!!  Update Ah, poor guy!

 

1：哇，個(gè)拉花好靚啊

Wow, the Feifan's dinner seems good!

2：影相發(fā)朋友圈啦

Let me share it to Wechat.

1：老板，珍珠奶茶一杯啊，唔該

Yo, a Pearl bubble tea pls.

2：今日特供，飛珍珠走奶唔要茶

Friday free day, no pearl no bubble without tea.

1 象聲詞 （噘~~~~~

Ah♂~

2：慢慢飲啦

Enjoy the straw, you s**ker!

2：好唔好味啊

Howdy?

1：得翻只杯，我點(diǎn)知喔

Only the cup, I know it till year!

2：只杯系米膠噶

The cup has left some puccino.

 

1 上次飛你果條友，我已經(jīng)問(wèn)人做底佢黎喂狗啦

Your EX has been slayed, hey we go.

2我真系好中意佢啊，我無(wú)論點(diǎn)樣都忘記唔到佢啊

I wanna give it a mo mo da, no matter how couldn't I forget it.

1你系米咁傻啊，人哋有老婆啦，你重要癡埋人過(guò)度，點(diǎn)解你咁cheap啊

U ch'ing hsing yi tien! He is a gay! Why u can't ctrl yrself? Don't be a KFC!

2但系我有咗佢親生骨肉啊~~~~~~~

But his DNA is inside me......

      

1：我叫星將注，為咗嫁入豪門(mén)所以翻學(xué) 釣水魚(yú)，哈唔系啊嘛，肥佬咗一科點(diǎn)解要退學(xué)噶

My name is van, I'm an artist. Stick your finger in my ass, that's good.

不過(guò)又真系卑我，穩(wěn)到條水魚(yú)我，咁仲翻乜鬼學(xué)啊

Hey, nige diao mao! You silly B! Shen me gui! 

 

1：你唔系啊嘛你，霖劈友就賴嘢，唔通連個(gè)天都唔中意你，反正我穩(wěn)到個(gè)水魚(yú)，你死開(kāi)啦

WTF u'r doing? Where are you when fighting? Is that gosh can't forgive u? Well I find a sillyB on the end, u go home!

，但系遇上困lift ，就梗系要其定定向度，你癡到咁埋做咩啊，衰人

But when meet some problem, we should stop and find a way. Hey, get away from me, u virgin!

 

2想同我爭(zhēng)水魚(yú)，你對(duì)車頭燈夠唔夠我對(duì)咁大先。唔夠，咁你收皮啦~~~~

Wanna be KPC to replace my KFC?

R u bigger than B?

A?

Go back to Golden Arch, pls.

 

2 hi 邊個(gè)話洗衫板就唔可以釣水魚(yú)噶，我釣埋你都仲得啊，咩話，肥佬咗，仲要全部都食蛋，你唔好以為幫我作弊我就會(huì)放過(guò)你 啊~~~~~~

Who say that A can't do it?

Kawaii is justice!

What? Fail? Get all 0?

I won't be the 0 even if u help me!

Ya me te~~~

1為咗防止啲水魚(yú)俾人哋學(xué)校班靚妹釣嗮，所以我同埋洗衫板仲有車頭燈學(xué)姐決定成為偶像  

To protect the world from devestation!

Lovelive-poppipi stands out without hesitation!

2哈，佢地想黎踩場(chǎng)喔。卑啲顏色佢地提下

Ha, wanna cheated in exam from wiki?

I will give u some colour see see.

1我系唔會(huì)放棄噶~~~~~， 預(yù)知后事如何，請(qǐng)聽(tīng)下回分解

That's my last ripple, JOJO!

to be countinued...→→→

//這個(gè)地方建議加個(gè)jojo梗，稍后發(fā)你照片和音頻

順便最后，新的10已經(jīng)出了，這個(gè)XJ跟我說(shuō)想delay no more喔，我know it till year ah poor nia ball, 大家一定要去刷收藏！不要讓XJ拖更！?。?/p>

XJ!!! Update Ah, poor guy!