你看看你的窗戶外面，那是一棟房子嗎？顯然不太可能。實際上，有跡象表明這里有一個巨大的核導彈發(fā)射井，正隱藏在煙囪下面。但即使你成功地攔截了他們的民用冷發(fā)射三階段固體推進發(fā)射井式洲際核導彈，也許還有其他更深層次的陰謀等待揭露。

Hey, take a look out of your window. Is that a house? Obviously not. In fact, there are indications that there is a huge nuclear missile silo hidden under the chimney. But even if you manage to intercept their civil cold launch three-stage solid-propellant intercontinental ballistic missile, there may be other deeper conspiracies waiting to be uncovered.?

此時，你重新打開B站，收聽你喜歡的歌曲，并準備吃雞爪時，皮膚上的結締組織再次豎立。這有點奇怪。但是你可能不知道，一艘強相互作用力材料宇宙探測器正在以170公里每秒的速度從你鄰居家的卡車中向你家猛撲。

At this point, you reopen Bilibili, listen to Chickens and when you show off your identification of IKUN, the connective tissue on your skin stands up again. This is a bit strange. However, you may not know that a strong force material cosmic detector is rushing towards your home from your neighbor's truck at a speed of 170 kilometers per second.

哦，是的。你必須在0.000117647059秒內轉移你的自制熱核武器庫存并對它進行攔截。一個可行的選擇是使用隔壁3歲小孩手工仿制的“白楊”導彈向他的家發(fā)射所有核彈頭。值得一提的是，使用超過2000艘飛船組成的戰(zhàn)艦攔截它也是一個好方法。然而，這不僅極其危險的，還可能會導致由超過二百戶居民組成的“房際聯盟”的制裁，并沒收你花費了200000000美元生產的數千噸精煉鈾-235和钚-239。更糟糕的是，你飼養(yǎng)的老鼠也會被核武器的沖擊波殺死。因此，必須有一個更好的解決方案。

Oh yeah. You gotta transfer your homemade nuclear arsenal and intercept it within 0.000117647059 seconds. A viable option is to launch all your nuclear warheads using a "Poplar" missile handcrafted by a 3-year-old next door into your neighbor's house. It's worth mentioning that using a fleet of over 2000 spaceships to intercept it is also a good method.Not only is this extremely dangerous, but it could also result in sanctions from the "LEAGUE OF HOUSE" composed of over two hundred residents, and confiscation of thousands of tons of refined uranium-235 and plutonium-239 that you spent 200 million dollars producing. Worse still, the mice you raised for 0.0003 seconds will be killed by the shockwave of the nuclear weapons. So, there must be a better solution.

在本次安全教育課程中，我們將探討如何在日常生活中攔截隨時都有可能向你的房屋推進的強相互作用力材料宇宙探測器，并盡可能地把成本降到最低。

In this safety education course, we will discuss how to intercept strong interacting matter cosmic detectors that may attempt to enter your house at any time in daily life, and minimize the cost as much as possible.

從幼兒園的安全教育課本中不難看出，強相互作用力材料宇宙探測器是一種容易制造的探測器，其原理基于強相互作用力溢出?？紤]到這一點，使用反物質炸彈是一個非?？尚械倪x擇。盡管制造反物質可能需要一定的投資，但已經有先例存在。

It's not difficult to see from safety education textbooks in kindergarten that a strong interaction material universe detector is an easy-to-manufacture detector based on the principle of strong interaction overflow. Considering this, using an antimatter bomb is a very viable option. Although manufacturing antimatter may require some investment, there are already precedents.?

反物質炸彈未曾被制造，但不可否認已經有一些制造反物質的非凡成就。1995年，CERN曾成功制造了反氫原子。然而，在這個領域里取得任何本質上的突破前，你必須投入大量的精力、時間和資金，并建造一個巨型的10^10電子伏特質子同步穩(wěn)相加速器。據估計，你的計劃需要至少20000000000美元的資金投入，而且還需要額外的50000000000美元用于電費和維護費用等方面的支出。

最簡單的反物質是反氫，由反質子和正電子組成。首先，你需要一塊鉛板，并用10^6電子伏特的γ射線進行輻射，這會產生正電子。然后，你需要把質子加速到接近光速，然后和另一個質子對撞。多余的能量可能會產生正負粒子對，其中可能包含反質子。這時，你需要仿制一臺反質子貯存環(huán)裝置儲存反質子。

The antimatter bomb has not been manufactured, but there have been remarkable achievements in creating antimatter. In 1995, CERN successfully created anti-hydrogen atoms. However, to achieve any significant breakthrough in this field, you need to invest a lot of time, energy, and money, and build a giant 10^10 electron volt proton synchrotron accelerator. It is estimated that your plan would require at least $20 billion in funding, plus an additional $50 billion for expenses such as electricity and maintenance.

當你制造了相當數目的反氫原子后，你需要使用潘寧離子阱將它們保存起來。等到你的鄰居再次向你發(fā)射強相互作用力材料宇宙探測器時，是時候展示一下你最新制作的反物質導彈了！不過請注意，你需要制備約10噸反物質，包含約3*10^30個反氫原子。所以你需要增加你的預算并提前規(guī)劃賣出少量你的核武器庫存。在實際應用中，你可能需要100000000000~200000000000美元。

The simplest form of antimatter is anti-hydrogen, which consists of antiprotons and positrons. First, you need a lead plate and irradiate it with gamma rays at 10^6 electron volts, which will produce positrons. Then, you need to accelerate protons to the speed of light and collide them with another proton. The excess energy may produce particle-antiparticle pairs, including antiprotons. At this point, you need to replicate an antiproton storage ring to store the antiprotons.

After producing a considerable number of antihydrogen atoms, you will need to use a Penning ion trap to store them. When your neighbor fires their strong-interaction material universe detector again, it's time to show off your latest antimatier missile! But please note that you will need to prepare about 10 tons of antimatter, including about 3*10^30 antihydrogen atoms. So you will need to increase your budget and plan to sell a small amount of your nuclear weapon inventory in advance. In practical applications, you may need between 100 billion to 200 billion dollars.

為了支撐你偉大計劃的費用，你可能需要賣出你制造的反物質的30%左右。但是不要忘記，請勿讓你的反物質進入那個可恥的攻擊者的武器庫中。另外，需要注意，當你殫精竭慮的計劃實施后，你的反物質炸彈將會釋放1.8*10^21焦耳的能量（相當于430210325000噸TNT）。什么？你已經引爆了？

To support the cost of your great plan, you may need to sell around 30% of the antimatter you produce. However, don't forget not to let your antimatter end up in the hands of those shameful attackers. Also, be aware that once you implement your well-thought-out plan, your antimatter bomb will release energy equivalent to 430210325000 tons of TNT or 1.8*10^21 joules. What? You've already detonated it?

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